FLIBBITY.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

"I don't like it when juice wears tights!"

Since I am sure that I will be asked, I will explain that line to you.

Dane Cook is a comedian, and he is hilarious, read on:

"I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid. Used to totally give me nightmares. Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? He'd come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" right? and the little kids were all excited, "Oh yes, yes". And then they would drink out of him after debris fell into his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that, I don't like it when juice wears tights. It's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me, I'd be like, no no no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fucking cool. Using the front door is cool. Don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top heavy. You glass bitch, you glass bastard. "OH YEAH." Oh no, naughty naughty Kool-Aid. "OH YEAH?" "OH YEAH?"

HA HA HA. His Church bit is hilarious too.....I will have to see if I can find it
posted by Jenne Lou at 7/24/2005 12:03:00 AM

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