FLIBBITY.

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger King Quad Stacker

(This is for SRB)


10. "Are my papers in order?"

9. "Can I get it supersized?"

8. "Will I have time to run 298 miles to burn off the calories?"

7. "Could this have anything to do with why the rest of the world hates us?"

6. "Should I talk to my doctor about Lipitor?"

5. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

4. "How come there isn't any sausage on this bad boy?"

3. "Why is Burger King making me sign a release form?"

2. "Should I wait til they come out with the 'Quint Stacker'?"

1. "Do I have my cardiologist on speed dial?"

I got this from http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2006/ls_topten_archive_20060926.shtml
(Sorry, the link thingy wasn't working....)




And the "extras", that didn't make it on to the Top Ten:

"Will 8 pieces of bacon be enough?"


"Will I have room for an apple pie?"


"How much does it cost to have a crane lift you out of bed every day?"


"Do I really have much to live for, anyway?"


"What's it like to sweat mayonnaise?"


"Would it be healthier just to eat the fat kid behind the counter?"


"Do I prefer the nickname 'Tubby' or 'Lard-Ass'?"