FLIBBITY.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
You will be a man of constant sorrow...
When I kick you square in the nads!
Oh, sorry...guess I should explain who I am addressing.
My neighbor, who is not only playing that highly annoying song "Man of Constant Sorrow", but is singing along way off key.
It is 12:30 a.m....go to sleep, or play better music.
Oh, sorry...guess I should explain who I am addressing.
My neighbor, who is not only playing that highly annoying song "Man of Constant Sorrow", but is singing along way off key.
It is 12:30 a.m....go to sleep, or play better music.
posted by Jenne Lou at 5/13/2006 12:29:00 AM
6 Comments:
You mean the "I am a man of constant sorrow" as immortalized by The Soggy Bottom Boys featuring Dan Tyminski in the Cohen Brothers classic "O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?" starring Hunky McManly-Man George "Doug Ross" Clooney?
That "I am a man of constant sorrow"?
Oh, that is just all kinds of wrong.
Everyone knows you never karaoke that past 11.
Yup, that is the one.
Hate that fucking song. I have no problems with George the hottie OR Dan Tyminski, I just can't stand the song!
Ugh.
If I never hear it again, that would be fine.
The same goes for "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" and "Temperature".
I see you "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" and raise you anything from the Toby Keith repetoir.
That shit has got to go. He dissed my Chicks.
Don't be hatin' on Toby! That man is a hottie...with the exception of that stupid county-fair looking cowboy hat!
I don't hate the Chicks, but I think Natalie takes it a bit far at times.
But I am not dissing them, so can I stay?
You may stay. But we need to get you edu-muh-cated regarding what makes a man a hottie.
John Stamos, Jonathon Rhys Meyers, Jay Hernandez...hotties. Why? It's simple: They all appear to bathe on a regular basis. Mr. Keith? One look tells me "not so much."
And a hairy chest? That cements the hottie status. (And no, that nasty little scrub on T.K.'s chest doesn't count, muh dear.)
OK.
Guess I should clarify. He is sometimes a hottie. My friend agrees, so I am, not alone. But bathing is important, and I too like the chest hair. I find a smooth dude creepy. Not really sure why, but I do.
I hate to admit it, but Uncle Jessie is definitely a hottie. And I guess he has moved on to less cheesy roles. Not familiar with the other two, although I have heard of them. Guess I will have to google them or some shit.
I have to say though...I saw Bruce Willis on late night tv last night...and I totally want to climb him like a tree.
And I am in love with Gary Sinise. I understand that he is not your quintessential hottie....but there is something about him. LOVE him.
That is all.
And "old dough"? BARF. You should really consider a warning for those types of posts. Tahnk you very much.
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