FLIBBITY.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Lewis Black End of the Year
This made me laugh so hard. Watch it.
And Happy New Year everyone!
And this one, because it is funny....and because I can.
And Happy New Year everyone!
And this one, because it is funny....and because I can.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Anyone speak Dumbass?
This is a conversation I just had at work....
Cast:
FN (Fucknut)
Me (Jennelou)
FN: Is the pool swimmable?
Me: Excuse me?
FN: Is the pool swimmable? Can people swim in it?
Me: Uh.....yes?
What I wanted to say is:
WTF else would you do with it? Do you think it is just there for show?
This brings to remind the Lewis Black rant: "If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Cast:
FN (Fucknut)
Me (Jennelou)
FN: Is the pool swimmable?
Me: Excuse me?
FN: Is the pool swimmable? Can people swim in it?
Me: Uh.....yes?
What I wanted to say is:
WTF else would you do with it? Do you think it is just there for show?
This brings to remind the Lewis Black rant: "If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
The Fruitcake Lady
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Christmas
I keep seeing this, so I am gonna do it.
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
At Christmastime, Egg Nog....but just once or twice. I can drink hot chocolate anytime, but I wouldn't want egg nog all year.
2. Did you ever do anything for Santa?
We used to leave him milk and cookies.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
My parents always have colored, but I kinda like white...
4. Do you hang mistletoe?
Never have.
5. When do you put your decorations up?
My apartment is way too small right now, I don't bother. But no sooner than two weeks before Christmas when I do decorate.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish, excluding dessert?
We usually have Prime Rib....so I will go with that.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child?
Loved the whole thing...Christmas Eve at my grandmother's house, staying home on Christmas Day...it was all good.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
4th or 5th grade I think it was
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
No
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?
At my last (bigger) apartment, I had a 3 foot tree.....nothing too fancy, just lights and ornaments. But when I do have room, white lights, none of that garland shit.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it. Like it for christmas, hate it the rest of the year. Luckily, there is a lot less snow where I live now, even though it is only an hour away. ( I love the LOOK of snow, I just think it is a pain in the ass.)
12. Can you ice skate?
Hell NO.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
I have had many great gifts.....I honestly can't think of many I didn't like!
14. What's the most exciting thing about the holidays for you?
I really like just spending the whole day with the family. And I am excited that I do not have to work at all Christmas Eve or Day. (This is a big deal for a hotel employee, especially since I am the newest employee!)
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Probably these little white cookies with frosting that my mom makes. I don't know what they are called, but they are refrigerated.
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
The whole damn thing. Seriously. Our Christmases are awesome.
17. What tops your tree?
I didn't have anything for my little tree. I think my parents have an angel.
18. Which do you prefer give or receive?
Both are good!
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Christmas in Dixie - Alabama
20. Candy Canes? One or Two.
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
At Christmastime, Egg Nog....but just once or twice. I can drink hot chocolate anytime, but I wouldn't want egg nog all year.
2. Did you ever do anything for Santa?
We used to leave him milk and cookies.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
My parents always have colored, but I kinda like white...
4. Do you hang mistletoe?
Never have.
5. When do you put your decorations up?
My apartment is way too small right now, I don't bother. But no sooner than two weeks before Christmas when I do decorate.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish, excluding dessert?
We usually have Prime Rib....so I will go with that.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child?
Loved the whole thing...Christmas Eve at my grandmother's house, staying home on Christmas Day...it was all good.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
4th or 5th grade I think it was
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
No
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?
At my last (bigger) apartment, I had a 3 foot tree.....nothing too fancy, just lights and ornaments. But when I do have room, white lights, none of that garland shit.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it. Like it for christmas, hate it the rest of the year. Luckily, there is a lot less snow where I live now, even though it is only an hour away. ( I love the LOOK of snow, I just think it is a pain in the ass.)
12. Can you ice skate?
Hell NO.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
I have had many great gifts.....I honestly can't think of many I didn't like!
14. What's the most exciting thing about the holidays for you?
I really like just spending the whole day with the family. And I am excited that I do not have to work at all Christmas Eve or Day. (This is a big deal for a hotel employee, especially since I am the newest employee!)
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Probably these little white cookies with frosting that my mom makes. I don't know what they are called, but they are refrigerated.
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
The whole damn thing. Seriously. Our Christmases are awesome.
17. What tops your tree?
I didn't have anything for my little tree. I think my parents have an angel.
18. Which do you prefer give or receive?
Both are good!
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Christmas in Dixie - Alabama
20. Candy Canes? One or Two.
