FLIBBITY.
Friday, July 29, 2005
There was spmething I wanted to say.....
But I can't remember what it was.....
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Amy, you have to brush your teeth first!
Man, kids argue about dumb things! I think it is so we can be entertained as adults!
So, I have been really sheltered...or something.
It is very sad, but one of my favorite things about Plattsburgh is OPTIONS!
You can actually choose a grocery store, and they don't have Tops! I hate Tops! Notto mention that they have KFC, Wal-Mart Supercenter.....I love Wal-Mart, the mall is right here...with a bookstore! (OK, there is a nice bookstore in SL). The movie theater is right there too! Sweet. They also have QUIZNOS! Quiznos is awesome. I haven't been to the one here yet though.
Now I just need to get a job so I can actually go to some of these places! Oh, and somebody needs to come to Plattsburgh and go to the Ground Round with me...they have awesome Ranch burgers. AMY....they have raspberry margaritas!! And you haven't seen my apartment yet! That's OK...I will be here for a while!
OK. I need to go do something constructive!
And now, a quote from the awesome Mitch Hedberg....
"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill."
So, I have been really sheltered...or something.
It is very sad, but one of my favorite things about Plattsburgh is OPTIONS!
You can actually choose a grocery store, and they don't have Tops! I hate Tops! Notto mention that they have KFC, Wal-Mart Supercenter.....I love Wal-Mart, the mall is right here...with a bookstore! (OK, there is a nice bookstore in SL). The movie theater is right there too! Sweet. They also have QUIZNOS! Quiznos is awesome. I haven't been to the one here yet though.
Now I just need to get a job so I can actually go to some of these places! Oh, and somebody needs to come to Plattsburgh and go to the Ground Round with me...they have awesome Ranch burgers. AMY....they have raspberry margaritas!! And you haven't seen my apartment yet! That's OK...I will be here for a while!
OK. I need to go do something constructive!
And now, a quote from the awesome Mitch Hedberg....
"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill."
Tengo un head-achay!
DOLOR DE CABEZA!
Why do I have a headache? Hmm....a few possibilities. My allergies have been acting up, AND I have spent far too much time on the computer today!!
There must be a lot of junk in the air because my asthma has been acting up a little bit too. I haven't had to use my inhaler in quite a while and I have had to use it a few times lately! At least I haven't had my windows open. At my apartment in Saranac Lake, my computer screen was green with pollen, and it wasn't even near the window! I know, the air conditioner could potentially be irritating things too, but that is a risk I am willing to take!
I hate snow and LOVE summer, but I hate feeling nasty all the time and not being able to sleep at night.
Oh...and if you are ever near a Dunkin Donuts, get a coffee cake mufin! They are AWESOME! All you diet people, don't tell me about the fat content, blah blah blah. I never said they were good for you, but they taste damn good, and sometimes that is more important. Besides, I don't eat them everyday!
Goodnight!!
Why do I have a headache? Hmm....a few possibilities. My allergies have been acting up, AND I have spent far too much time on the computer today!!
There must be a lot of junk in the air because my asthma has been acting up a little bit too. I haven't had to use my inhaler in quite a while and I have had to use it a few times lately! At least I haven't had my windows open. At my apartment in Saranac Lake, my computer screen was green with pollen, and it wasn't even near the window! I know, the air conditioner could potentially be irritating things too, but that is a risk I am willing to take!
I hate snow and LOVE summer, but I hate feeling nasty all the time and not being able to sleep at night.
Oh...and if you are ever near a Dunkin Donuts, get a coffee cake mufin! They are AWESOME! All you diet people, don't tell me about the fat content, blah blah blah. I never said they were good for you, but they taste damn good, and sometimes that is more important. Besides, I don't eat them everyday!
Goodnight!!
"I don't like it when juice wears tights!"
Since I am sure that I will be asked, I will explain that line to you.
Dane Cook is a comedian, and he is hilarious, read on:
"I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid. Used to totally give me nightmares. Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? He'd come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" right? and the little kids were all excited, "Oh yes, yes". And then they would drink out of him after debris fell into his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that, I don't like it when juice wears tights. It's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me, I'd be like, no no no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fucking cool. Using the front door is cool. Don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top heavy. You glass bitch, you glass bastard. "OH YEAH." Oh no, naughty naughty Kool-Aid. "OH YEAH?" "OH YEAH?"
HA HA HA. His Church bit is hilarious too.....I will have to see if I can find it
Dane Cook is a comedian, and he is hilarious, read on:
"I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid. Used to totally give me nightmares. Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? He'd come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" right? and the little kids were all excited, "Oh yes, yes". And then they would drink out of him after debris fell into his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!" Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that, I don't like it when juice wears tights. It's a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me, I'd be like, no no no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fucking cool. Using the front door is cool. Don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top heavy. You glass bitch, you glass bastard. "OH YEAH." Oh no, naughty naughty Kool-Aid. "OH YEAH?" "OH YEAH?"
HA HA HA. His Church bit is hilarious too.....I will have to see if I can find it
Saturday, July 23, 2005
My first entry!
So as of tomorrow, I will have been unemployed for a whole month!! What a slacker! Oh well.
Why am I doing this blog thing? Who the heck knows. Just thought I would share my rantings (who me?), thoughts, etc. Hey! Maybe this could even be good stress relief! We all know I could use that!
So far, I am enjoying Plattsburgh, even though I haven't been doing much due to my lack of employment! I am looking forward to starting school though, even if I am a bit nervous. Nervous can even be good sometimes!
I guess I should get off the computer and go do something constructive!
But first, I will share this picture with you....gotta love a man in uniform! ; ) Especially the hat....the hat kicks a$$!
