FLIBBITY.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Peeves
OK.....I admit it. I like to bitch sometimes. But, to my credit it is better to bitch and get it all out there than to just let it all build up and then go fucking crazy on the idots of this world. So, here are some things that have been annoying me or pissing me off.
Women with 38 longs / Grapefruits in sweatsocks. (How's that for a nice image? Seriously, if you have to lift your massive boobs up so that they don't get caught in your belt PLEASE invest in a good bra. Ugh. Just Ugh. Put those puppies where they belong!!
I guess this goes along with my belief that some people should have to have full length mirrors right by their doors so that they have to actually see how fugly they look before they venture out into public. Sure, I suppose that that wouldn't stop them, but if it would help even a few of them it would be worth it! The lady with the spongebob pants on could use one. (I have nothing against spongebob pants....as long as they are worn in the PRIVACY OF ONES HOME! Duh.)
Another big peeve of mine is bad grammar. You know, like aint.
The two that are bugging me the most lately are:
"I seen" as in "I seen you the other day". AUGH!!! It is "I saw you". Dumbass.
"Them are" as in "Them are nice". Some lady kept saying that one night. I wanted to run up to her and ask her how the hell she survived as long as she had. Surely natural selection should have taken care of her a long time ago. OK, I am not that bitchy. I don't want her dead, but COME ON!
I am going to stop now. I actually had a pretty good day, and I don't want to ruin it by thinking of all the things that piss me off!
Women with 38 longs / Grapefruits in sweatsocks. (How's that for a nice image? Seriously, if you have to lift your massive boobs up so that they don't get caught in your belt PLEASE invest in a good bra. Ugh. Just Ugh. Put those puppies where they belong!!
I guess this goes along with my belief that some people should have to have full length mirrors right by their doors so that they have to actually see how fugly they look before they venture out into public. Sure, I suppose that that wouldn't stop them, but if it would help even a few of them it would be worth it! The lady with the spongebob pants on could use one. (I have nothing against spongebob pants....as long as they are worn in the PRIVACY OF ONES HOME! Duh.)
Another big peeve of mine is bad grammar. You know, like aint.
The two that are bugging me the most lately are:
"I seen" as in "I seen you the other day". AUGH!!! It is "I saw you". Dumbass.
"Them are" as in "Them are nice". Some lady kept saying that one night. I wanted to run up to her and ask her how the hell she survived as long as she had. Surely natural selection should have taken care of her a long time ago. OK, I am not that bitchy. I don't want her dead, but COME ON!
I am going to stop now. I actually had a pretty good day, and I don't want to ruin it by thinking of all the things that piss me off!
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Channeling Florence...
AUGHHHHHH!
OK, so here's the sitch.
I am taking Cost Accounting this semester. The instructor has a website that we need to go to print off info, etc.
This has been very annoying. Why you ask?
1. I have to use Internet Explorer. I HATE IE. Hate it. Every time I use it I get tons of pop ups. So, I avoid it at all costs. Unfortunately I can't get this website to work on Mozilla. I think it is because there are so many graphics on the page. Just a guess.
2. I can never get the damn site to work. It locks up all the time. I just told it to print twice. My printer is quiet. WTF?
3. I saw something in the notes today that looked strangely like Calculus. That makes me want to get in bed and pull the covers up over my head and hide.
Other than the fact that I am taking statistics, I think I am really going to enjpy my other classes. Statistics? Ugh. Don't ask.
Well, I have since tried to print a THIRD time, and it didn't work. GAH. I am trying really hard to not turn this into a Florence episode. Ot a typewriter-in-the backyard episode.
OK, so here's the sitch.
I am taking Cost Accounting this semester. The instructor has a website that we need to go to print off info, etc.
This has been very annoying. Why you ask?
1. I have to use Internet Explorer. I HATE IE. Hate it. Every time I use it I get tons of pop ups. So, I avoid it at all costs. Unfortunately I can't get this website to work on Mozilla. I think it is because there are so many graphics on the page. Just a guess.
2. I can never get the damn site to work. It locks up all the time. I just told it to print twice. My printer is quiet. WTF?
3. I saw something in the notes today that looked strangely like Calculus. That makes me want to get in bed and pull the covers up over my head and hide.
Other than the fact that I am taking statistics, I think I am really going to enjpy my other classes. Statistics? Ugh. Don't ask.
Well, I have since tried to print a THIRD time, and it didn't work. GAH. I am trying really hard to not turn this into a Florence episode. Ot a typewriter-in-the backyard episode.
