FLIBBITY.

OK.

For reasons I am not going to get into at the moment, I have decided to switch my blog to:

http://spaces.msn.com/jenny428

So check it out! You know you want to!

(Today's lesson has been brought to you by the letters X and Z and by the color Red.)


People, people, people,

Here is your lesson for today...

or·gan·ism (ôrg-nzm)
n.

An individual form of life, such as a plant, an animal, a bacterium, a protist, or a fungus; a body made up of organs, organelles, or other parts that work together to carry on the various processes of life.



or·gasm (ôrgzm)
n.

1. The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.



Got it? It makes me head hurt that some people are so fucking stupid! I have seen more than one person say "orgasm" when they mean "organism". How do these idiots survive?



OK....Now that we got that out of the way, here are some more things that I find highly annoying:

People who can't spell. I know I have said it before, but it really pisses me off. It is one womAn, two or more womEn. That U/Ur nonsense makes you look like a fucktard, knock it off! And don't get me started on "puter". Or "addy". I SAID DON'T GET ME STARTED!

I also don't like it when people write the date 03/22/6. It is 06! Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (that word will not be understood by many. Just throwing that out there to see if someone is paying attention.) Blehhhh.


Can anyone tell me why anyone would want to customize a Dodge Neon? a NEON. Baffles me....really, it does. Those cars are such a pile of shit and yet I see them constantly with all this fancy shit added on. Hello? It's still a NEON. I have unfortunately had the displeasure of riding in one of those death traps, and I swear I could bend the door with my bare hands. What are those cars made out of....aluminum foil? Jenny's Big Ass Car Crushing Service will probably get a lot of business from them so I guess I shouldn't complain. Don't get me started on the Scion. I cannot imagine that people actually spend money on those heaps.


I would also like to know where all the brain damage is coming from. Unfortunately, it has been cold lately....because, well, because it is barely spring. I am ready for warm weather...have been for months now. But I think there is an epidemic of brain damage in this area. What is UP with people wearing shorts and/or FLIP FLOPS? Yes, I saw one idiot in both today. HELLO? I am wearing layers of clothes and I am still freezing.

I will close by commenting on something that should be common sense:

When you go to the grocery store you need to leave some space between your stuff and the customer in front of you. Cashiers are not mind readers. If your stuff is thisclose to the person in front of you, do not get pissy when the cashier keeps going. This should be common sense, but it obviously is not. And would it kill you to be NICE for 30 seconds? and turn off your damn phone. It doesn't make you look important.

I have ranted, raved, and rambled long enough. I am a spaz.

Comment anyway. Because you love me. : )

You know you do.


Do not follow me, for I may not lead.
Do not lead me, for I may not follow.
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Procrastinator

I AM: a major procrastinator
I WANT: to feel more content
I HAVE: no money
I WISH: i had some money
I HATE: my job...and school
I FEAR: that I will always feel this way
I HEAR: iTunes
I SEARCH: for lots of things
I WONDER: if next semester will suck any less...
I REGRET: some things
I LOVE: days off with nothing that needs to be done!
I ACHE: nowhere at the moment
I ALWAYS: procrastinate
I USUALLY: am stressed out
I AM NOT: doing what i should be doing
I DANCE: very very badly
I SING: only when i am alone
I NEVER: seem to be organized
I RARELY: use IM
I CRY: when I feel the need....
I AM NOT ALWAYS: in a good mood
I LOSE: my mind
I'M CONFUSED: alot of the time
I NEED: a new job
I SHOULD: be doing homework
DO YOU KEEP A DIARY: no
DO YOU LIKE TO COOK: yes
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET: not telling
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE: sure
CLOSEST FRIEND: Jocelyn
THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: Jocelyn, maybe?
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: don't know
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH: maybe
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: i don't know
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: not usually
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT: no
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes
DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: yes
EYE COLOR: blue
BIRTHPLACE: Saranac Lake

-FAVORITE-
NUMBER: don't have one
COLOUR: RED
DAY: any day off
MONTH: July?
SONG: too many to list...but Folsom Prison Blues is pretty cool. Oh, and Layla.
FOOD: Pizza
SEASON: summer
SPORT: don't have one
DRINK: varies
DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: dark
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: vanilla

-WOULD YOU EVER-
EAT A BUG? no
BUNGEE JUMP? no
HANG GLIDE? yeah
KILL SOMEONE? depends on the situation
KISS SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? been there done that
PARACHUTE FROM A PLANE? uh, yeah
WALK ON HOT COALS? no thanks.
BE A VEGETARIAN? I would not survive
I/M A STRANGER? IM bugs me
SING KARAOKE? NO
SHOPLIFT? NO
RUN A RED LIGHT? no
DYE YOUR HAIR BLUE? no
BE ON SURVIVOR? no way
WEAR MAKE-UP IN PUBLIC? what kind of question is that yeah
NOT WEAR MAKE-UP IN PUBLIC? yeah
CHEAT ON A TEST? nah.
MAKE SOMEONE CRY? try not to!
DATE SOMEONE MORE THAN 10 YRS OLDER THAN YOU? hell yes!

I am afraid that this entry may be totally random and organized, but oh well.

I am home on my lunch break...working 12-9 today....and there must be a full moon or something. People have been mean and or stupid today which I am not dealing well with. Now I will be the first to admit that I can be moody as hell. BUT I try not to be rude to people who have nothing to do with the fact that I am feeling that way.

Now if only everyone else felt that way. Just thought I would put that out there...I don't really need to bore you with the details. I will say though, that my coworkers have noticed the same thing.

Something weird has been happening lately. I have had several people say that I look like I am 22. Which is interesting since I will be 28 in less than 2 months. 28 on the 28th. So, I was thinking....would I want to be 22 again? Maybe, maybe not. I was working at the hotel then, just out of my lovely three year relationship. Thank god that finally ended. When I was younger...way younger, I always thought that 24 was an ideal age. I thought that I would have met a non-squid by then and that I would know what the heck I was doing with my life. Here I am 4 years later...and that still hasn't happened. I don't know what my deal is.

Yesterday was a weird day. I was in a mood. Not necessarily a bad mood, but I was kind of emotional, and a friend told me that we need to get like that sometimes, otherwise we are just machines. That is a very valid point. Doesn't mean that things are any easier, but whatever. Life can just be weird sometimes. I liked things better when I didn't understand them!

I saw a little girl the other day who was so excited because it was her 6th birthday. Her mother let her pick out a birthday present AND they went and got ice cream sundaes for lunch. I used to love doing that. Maybe I should have an ice cream sundae for lunch sometime soon. Anyway, the little girl told her mother that she wanted to be a kid forever. Not the worst idea I have ever heard. I liked things better when I didn't understand them! Not that I would want to be a teenager again or go back to middle school or high school. No thank you very much.

I am going to end this post because I don't know what the heck I am getting at.