FLIBBITY.

I am officially announcing, that as of tomorrow, I need to start losing some chub. I do not want to be a fatty boomalatti at the upcoming wedding, I would much rather be a hottie-bodatti. I am not sure of the correct spelling, but you get the picture.

This picture cracks me up, even if I do look like a bit of a chub.....

So, I am reading disgruntledhuman.com, about how customers suck, (and believe me, a LOT of them do...) and this part made me laugh out loud:

4. On the subject of worthless parents, I also don't appreciate your inability to discipline your kids while you are shopping. The woman with her new sober for two hours boyfriend and the three kids that aren't his come down my aisle and when the kids are bad they say "be good or this man will yell at you." Yeah sure, "Hey there milkman Jr., and you pizza delivery boy Jr., and you paper delivery boy Jr... settle down before your mom miscarries UPS guy Jr."

and Amy will appreciate this one...

10. Ladies, what's up with the giant purses? First problem is you become a shoplifting suspect as soon as you walk in the door; you could sneak Mexicans over the border with that thing. If you spin around too fast you could kill someone. The bigger problem is when you get to the checkout and it's time to pay and you lug that big bastard onto the counter and start rooting through it like Carrot Top in one of his shows looking for the wallet.


Ha Ha Ha...this guy is my hero...

16. Once again we are bending over for the customers and getting flack for it. We put these um, cripple carts in our lobby's to help out customers that can't walk and then when the senior version of Mario Andretti gets in there he is hot rodding all over the store almost crippling other customers. Then there are the extremely large people that can't walk on their own so they get in the cart. Trouble is they are rated for only so high a weight, so it is going extremely slow and you swear you see smoke pouring out the back and Jumbo is bitching at you because the cart is going too slow.



I am entirely amused, and please remember, I did not write these, I only wish I did. They are from disgruntledhuman.com

My apologies to my loyal blogspot fans and readers. I have been busy.

So, this will probably be my last posting for 2005. I am hoping that 2006 will be better. While I like Plattsburgh, I don't much care for my job or school. Ugh. I am so melancholy lately.

2006 is already shaping up to be better, if for nothing else than the fact that I am so excited that Tima nd Amy are getting married!! Yay! (For the record, he has excellent taste in engagement rings....)

Which brings me to my first resolution.......to lose 30 pounds. Ugh. You have heard of the freshman 15? I gained at least 20 pounds and I am not even a freshman! Losing it should be fun. But, the college has a nice gym. I am not sure why I haven't taken advantage of it before. But now I have an incentive. I don't want to be a fatty boom-a-latty for all the wedding photos!

I also hope to finally get my apartment organized. I need to either find a spot for things or get rid of them. Moving from a 2 bedroom to a studio is easier said than done!

OK, I am now going to end abruptly because I have lost my train of thought.

Happew Ner Yay.

Artist/Band: Reba McEntire
Lyrics for Song: You're Gonna Be
Lyrics for Album: Reba #1's


6lbs and 9oz. lookin' up at me
Like I have all the answers
I hope I have the ones you need
I've never really done this, now I know what scared is

Sometimes I'll protect you from everything that's wrong
Other times I'll let you just find out on your own
But that's when you'll be growin',
And the whole time I'll be knowin

CHORUS:
You're gonna fly with every dream you chase
You're gonna cry, but know that that's okay
Sometimes life's not fair, but if you hang in there
You're gonna see that sometimes bad is good
We just have to believe things work out like they should
Life has no guarantees, but always loved by me
You're gonna be

I'm afraid you'll have to suffer through
some of my mistakes
Lord knows I'll be trying to give you what it takes
What it takes to know the difference
Between getting by and livin'

‘Cause anything worth doing is worth doing all the way
Just know you'll have to live with all
the choices that you make
So make sure you're always givin' way
more than you're takin'

REPEAT CHORUS

Someone's everything
You're gonna see
Just what you are to me

You're gonna fly with every dream you chase
We just have to believe things work out like they should
Life has no guarantees, but always loved by me
You're gonna be
Always loved by me


If you want to listen to the song or see a video, go to www.strippedmusic.com and look for Reba. I also recommend Brad Paisley's cover of the Eric Clapton song and his awesome new song "When I Get Where I'm Going".

So, it has been awhile since I have posted anything, so of course I have a few things to ocmplain about.

First, these stupid teacher strikes we keep hearing about. You don't like your job, pay, etc? QUIT. Every time this happens, the kids end up missing school until the teachers decide to go back. I think this is unacceptable. You don't want to work? We will find someone who does! Not only does this affect the kids, but I would imagine it is a pain for the parents because I imagine most of them have tow ork and are unable to just stay home because the teachers aren't happy. Give me a break.

The other day at work a lady told me that her family was freaking out because her son likes Care Bears and he likes to cook. He is SEVEN years old! Who cares if he likes Care Bears? As for liking to cook....have these people ever heard of Emeril? People piss me off. Why does it really matter what kind of toys a little boy likes to play with? This is very similar to my former friend making a comment that her boyfriend's daughter was fat. This little girl was probably 8 or 9 at the time, and not what I would consider to be fat at all. Not to mention the fact that she was a great kid. We have to deal with this weight obsession enough as adults, kids should be kids. (Obviously there are exceptions to this rule. If your kid can eat an entire ham, then maybe you have a problem. If your kid is as wide as the dishwasher, you may have a problem!)


Now for a lesson in grammar/spelling......"boughten" is NOT a word. It is bought. "Don't got none" is not even close to proper English. There was a lady at work the other day that kept saying "Them are pretty". AHHHHHHHH! I seriously think that Hooked on Phonics should be required for some people.

And now, I have homework to do. I realize this post was totally random. Deal with it.