FLIBBITY.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger King Quad Stacker

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Ordering The Burger King Quad Stacker

(This is for SRB)


10. "Are my papers in order?"

9. "Can I get it supersized?"

8. "Will I have time to run 298 miles to burn off the calories?"

7. "Could this have anything to do with why the rest of the world hates us?"

6. "Should I talk to my doctor about Lipitor?"

5. "Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"

4. "How come there isn't any sausage on this bad boy?"

3. "Why is Burger King making me sign a release form?"

2. "Should I wait til they come out with the 'Quint Stacker'?"

1. "Do I have my cardiologist on speed dial?"

I got this from http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2006/ls_topten_archive_20060926.shtml
(Sorry, the link thingy wasn't working....)




And the "extras", that didn't make it on to the Top Ten:

"Will 8 pieces of bacon be enough?"


"Will I have room for an apple pie?"


"How much does it cost to have a crane lift you out of bed every day?"


"Do I really have much to live for, anyway?"


"What's it like to sweat mayonnaise?"


"Would it be healthier just to eat the fat kid behind the counter?"


"Do I prefer the nickname 'Tubby' or 'Lard-Ass'?"
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/28/2006 09:51:00 PM 1 comments

Brian Fellow's Safari Planet


Get this video and more at MySpace.com
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/28/2006 12:04:00 PM 0 comments

Shut your egghole!


Get this video and more at MySpace.com

For the record, I am not a fan of Justin Timberlake....but this shit is FUNNY
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/28/2006 11:46:00 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Yeah, I know

I know my template is messed up.

I don't have time to deal with it and can't find any good ones to use.
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/26/2006 03:55:00 PM 0 comments

Heh.

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/26/2006 09:20:00 AM 3 comments

Monday, September 18, 2006

Willie Nelson smokes pot? I am SHOCKED.

DUHHHHHH!!!!

Did anyone NOT know that?

OK, first let me say that I AM SICK TO DEATH OF VERMONT CAMPAIGN ADS! I don't even live in Vermont and I am so sick of it I could scream!!!

Anyway, This dude, Bernie Sanders, who is a Senate Candidate, had one political ad with Willie Nelson. Well, tonight on the news they said that Willie Nelson had been arrested for having marijuana on his tour bus and that Sanders had pulled the ad of his website, but apparently it will still be on TV.

I have said it before....and I will say it again......

DUHHHHHHHHHH!

This is so friggin dumb. I would be very surprised if there was anyone that didn't know Willie was a pothead.....

OK, end rant.
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/18/2006 11:09:00 PM 3 comments

Insert clever title here.

So, once again I haven't posted in a while.

Ugh, I don't even have a job yet, and I am so TIRED right now. I worked for quite a few hours on this take home test I had to do for my Income Tax class. Take home......sounds easy right? NOT. Plus the homework I have in that class is crazy. Plus all my other classes. Ugh.

And my other Accounting class is kind of boring....and Accounting is my major. Oh well, I figure that the actual JOB is not the same, plus there are a lot of options with that kind of degree.

But I have to get a job soon...that will be fun....trying to get everything done.

I don't even have the energy to do a hot dudes post like SRB did. *sigh*.

But I am happy that the new shows are coming on this week....especially Boston Legal and CSI NY.

I love Boston Legal....and I started watching it only because I was too damn lazy to get up and switch the channel and I didn't know where the damn remote was. Mark Valley is such a hottie....even more so now than when he was on Days of Our Lives. And I would be very happy to look as good as Candice Bergen does when I am her age.

Anyway, that show cracks me up.

But I am rambling.

I am not into this.....I will post more later.
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/18/2006 07:48:00 PM 4 comments

Monday, September 11, 2006

2996






www.dcroe.com/2996

EDIT: I think this may work: 2996

The picture is from that site, but I saved the picture to my computer to hopefully save bandwidth for that site. (I think I have the lingo right!)

Anyway, as of 8:00 pm, that link was not working, which is not surprising because I am sure the site is (was) seeing a lot of traffic today.

But I still wanted to tell you about it.

Here is the personal blog of the person who is responsible for this:

www.dcroe.com/blog



Anyway, this site was set up so that 2996 bloggers could post tributes to the 2996 people who lost their lives on September 11, 2006. (The last I heard was that 3400 people signed up, so some people had tributes on more than one site.)

I have read many of these tributes, and I thought it was awesome to see information about them as people with families. They were mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, parents, and on and on, and they should be remembered as that, not just as victims.


I commend those who chose to participate. Today I wish that I hadn't been worried that I would fail at it and not give someone the proper recognition.

So, I figured that I would at least recognize those who did, and more importantly, the people that they are all recognizing.

I thought about linking to some of the individual tributes, but decided that none are more important than any others. But then I saw this one:

www.treefortenterprises.com



Definitely check that one out.

It is the blog of two little boys, Ben and Noah. At ages 4 and 6, they are the youngest participants.



posted by Jenne Lou at 9/11/2006 08:22:00 PM 2 comments

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Suri Cruise!

posted by Jenne Lou at 9/06/2006 03:23:00 PM 3 comments

Feliz Cumpleanos a mi hermana!


Feliz Cumpleanos a tu,
Feliz Cumpleanos a tu,
FELIZ CUMPLEANOS A AMYYYYYYYYYYY

Feliz Cumpleanos a TU!

I love you my seester.

Happy Birthday.

(That is her on the right.....weren't we cute?)
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/06/2006 12:14:00 AM 0 comments

So. Freaking. TIRED.

Ughh, I don't know what my deal is.

I

am.

SO

TIRED.

Ever have one of those days when you just drag ass....all day long? Yeah, that was me today. I am taking two Accounting classes, Statistics, Spanish, History (ugh.) and a writing class. Which means....I don't have TIME to be this tired. Hate this. What is my deal?

I am not going to think about this anymore.

Goodnight.
posted by Jenne Lou at 9/06/2006 12:12:00 AM 0 comments